Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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