You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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