I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Randomize
