All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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