"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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