your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i think i have herpe
just one?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So much rum. So many feels.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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