Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i think i have herpe
just one?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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