The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We had sex on a dog bed..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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