if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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