Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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