oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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