i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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