remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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