we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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