I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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