Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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