I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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