we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Shame is for Republicans.
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