So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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