Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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