I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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