Buhtt sex?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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