ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
