how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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