I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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