ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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