I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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