We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Randomize
