I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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