im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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