i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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