he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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