If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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