dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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