your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even my vagina gasped.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize