O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It's shark week go big or go home
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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