Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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