You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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