quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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