Got a toothbrush?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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