Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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