Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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