she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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