I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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