he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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