Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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