Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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