I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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