Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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