I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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