i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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