well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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