$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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