My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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