dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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