He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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