You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He did a backflip because drugs
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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